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'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Elusive Shadow.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.