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"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Clandestine cows.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'