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It's my turn to put you under electronic surveillance. Cops-n-Robbers-n-Identity Thieves-n-Corporate Investigators.

CIA, 'Blast it! -- We shouldn't NEED a lost & found department!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'More government surveillance!'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Facelook

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Top Secret Files