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'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Austin Powers

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Top Secret

Undercover Agent

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

John le Carre

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

"Yes, Bond, It's a bit sparse, but most of them are furloughed or henching from home."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'