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'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Elusive Shadow.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Clandestine cows.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'