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"Just practicing for my teens."

Undercover Agent

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'More government surveillance!'

Licensed to grill.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Facelook

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Your life is in great danger...

The Spy Who Loved Me

Spy vs. Spy

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Ian Fleming

NSA

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Daniel Craig.

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Roger Moore

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'