Spy Game Aficionado Gifts

'Our boy is studying for his private detective license exam.'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'More government surveillance!'

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Facelook

Clandestine cows.

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Rattache

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'