Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.
Spy Game Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that will thrill a spy game lover? Explore our collection of witty and playful items inspired by espionage and secret missions. Perfect for those who thrive on mystery, stealth, and intrigue. Whether it's for a game night or everyday humor, our products add a spy-themed twist that will keep their secret identity under wraps in style.
Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'
The Anti-Agent
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."
'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'
Elusive Shadow.
The EP-21 spy plane.
Facelook
'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'
'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'
'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'
"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."
Austin Powers
Pet Drone
007's Dating Mishaps
If I tell you what I spy with my little eye, I'll have to kill you.
Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.
'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'
'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'
"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."
"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"
'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'
We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'
Spy vs. Spy
"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"
CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'
Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.
Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'
NSA
Daniel Craig.
'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'
"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"
CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!
Spy Game Lover Gifts Collection
Spy Game Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of spy game lover mugs for your secret agent’s coffee break—fun, mysterious, and perfectly covert.
Spy Game Lover Pillows
Add personality to their space with spy-inspired pillows—fun, stealthy, and perfect for any covert operation at home.
Spy Game Lover Prints
Discover spy-themed prints that bring mystery and humor into their decor—great for any spy game enthusiast’s wall.
Spy Game Lover T-Shirts
Find the perfect spy-themed t-shirts to showcase their love for espionage adventures—witty designs for any undercover enthusiast.