Spy Game Fan Gifts

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

The Anti-Agent

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Elusive Shadow.

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

A spy peering round the corner.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.