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Espionage Made Easy

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Keep your voice down - there's a spy among us!"

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Austin Powers

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

MI5 Press Office

007's Dating Mishaps

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The National Conversation Starts Here

The Spy Who Loved Me

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

RIP John Le Carre

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

Roger Moore

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."