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James Bond in a Snow Globe

Bird Watchers

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

MI5 Press Office

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"