Spy Novel Reader Gifts

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Bird Watchers

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Facelook

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

MI5 Press Office

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Ian Fleming

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.