Reading Spy Novels Gifts

'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

A shadow of spies,

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

"He's a spy glass."

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Facelook

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

"I think Baxter needs a break."

MI5 Press Office

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

A spy peering round the corner.

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

RIP John Le Carre

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'