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The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

John le Carre

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Facelook

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

A spy peering round the corner.

MI5 Press Office

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

The Spy Who Loved Me

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

RIP John Le Carre