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The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

John le Carre

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Pet Drone

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

MI5 Press Office

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

A spy peering round the corner.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Your life is in great danger...

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Moby the Private Dick.

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

RIP John Le Carre