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"He likes spies and big shots."

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

'Yes, it is a one way mirror... but a cheap one.'

Last Sequence Activated.

MI5 Press Office

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

The Demand

'Between you and me. . .'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Pet Drone

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'