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"He likes spies and big shots."

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"Welcome Mr. Bond. Do take a seat."

'Yes, it is a one way mirror... but a cheap one.'

Last Sequence Activated.

MI5 Press Office

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

The Demand

'Between you and me. . .'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

The Anti-Agent

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

A spy peering round the corner.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'