Spy Fiction T-Shirts

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

Secret Services Club

"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."

". . . of the peephole, by the peephole and the peephole."

The Anti-Agent

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Licensed to grill.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pet Drone

MI5 Press Office

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

A spy peering round the corner.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Your life is in great danger...

Ian Fleming

Moby the Private Dick.

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

Press spy infiltrates Buckingham palace dressed as a guard.

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

RIP John Le Carre

The Spy Who Loved Me

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'