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'Pull!'

'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'

"Have you people got any .38 cartridges?"

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"What's this I hear about you frightening my missus?"

Skeet Fishing.

'Are you kidding? I haven't seen any big bucks since I quit my union job.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Clay pigeon shooting for devils

'Now that's confidence!'

'He got game.'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Prince Charles

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'5... 4... 3... 2... 1!! That's it! Hunting season is officially... open!'

'Your gun is shooting a little high there, Hank.'

'Off hand,Al,I'd say your gun is shooting low.'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Pointing.

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

-"Careful with that shotgun. It could go off!" -"Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger!"

"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

'This one is a repeater,a repeater,a repeater,a repeater.'

Hunting in Soctland

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

'Ah yes, that's Henderson. Unfortunately, he found himself in my line of fire.'