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"As I said before, I can't hear a word you're saying."

Shooting in Ireland

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Ice skater

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Martial Arts

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'The grudge match.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'