Sport Shooting Gifts

"As I said before, I can't hear a word you're saying."

Shooting in Ireland

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Ice skater

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Martial Arts

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'The grudge match.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."