Gun Sports Gifts

'Ralph,I don't think this a good time to change gun barrels.'

A quick and painless kill . . .

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'