Gun Sports Pillows

'Ralph,I don't think this a good time to change gun barrels.'

A quick and painless kill . . .

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'