Hoops Head Gifts

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Beer Stall

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

I love Basketball.

Veloci-Rapper

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

The Grim Rapper

Real Beer People

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Fish Training

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

Gymnasts

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

The Beer Whisperer

'I can't dunk.'

Now showing Risky Beeswax

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.