Hip-hop Head Gifts

The country-rap scene

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Veloci-Rapper

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Have you started your black history month essay? Yes, mom. Who's your subject? A late 20th century poet

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Snoop Dog speaks to a sell-out audience (they all sold out years ago).

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

The Grim Rapper

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Beer Stall

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Real Beer People

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."