Hip-hop Culture Gifts

Hipster Charm Offensive

'It looks like another victim of Jack the Rapper, Sarge!'

One man is wearing a clock around his neck, while another is wearing a calendar.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Eco Princess

Joined at the hipster.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

7 More Dwarfs

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Veloci-Rapper

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

The Organic

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Beware of Dawg.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."