Hippy Culture Gifts

"I met Leo in San Francisco in 1967. He had flowers in his hair."

Make Love Handles Not War

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Simon the Hippy

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

Roman Hippies

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

Less Summer More Love

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Eco Princess

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

Peas on Earth.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."