Hippie Lifestyle Gifts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Ageing hippy requires hand mirror for navel gazing.

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Business or Pleasure?'

'It's like, acoustic man...'

'The worst thing about this chilled out lifestyle is you get lots of goose pimples...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Emergency Hipster Beard

Eco Princess

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Spontaneous Kombucha

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

Peas on Earth.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Hippie on the moon

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"Thank you for your service."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."