Hippie Lifestyle Gifts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Ageing hippy requires hand mirror for navel gazing.

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'Business or Pleasure?'

'It's like, acoustic man...'

'The worst thing about this chilled out lifestyle is you get lots of goose pimples...'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Eco Princess

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

The Organic

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Peas on Earth.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Hippie on the moon

Can I get you another coffee?