Hippy Lifestyle Gifts

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Hippie Army Knife

Wifi in Hell

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Spontaneous Kombucha

Upper East Side Dog Park

The Organic

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Homing Beatnik

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Can I get you another coffee?

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Money or your beard!"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."