Hippy At Heart Gifts

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

'I've been taking memory-enhancing drugs, and now I can remember all the drugs I took in the 60s and 70s.'

"I can't remember how it goes!"

Make Love Handles Not War

'I don't know how you feel about it, but I'm thinking about moving to California and becoming a vegetarian.'

Hippex

Barry the banjo.

'Desmond bought himself a retro mirror.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

Love tourist.

The New Ager

Bearded Man

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Dog in Daisys

Eco Princess

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Old rocker.

New Age Store.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"You look like you could use a hug."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thank you for your service."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."