Hippy Soul Gifts

'You're great and all, Grandpa, but I just can't get past the ponytail.'

'Bell bottoms? You are ding-a-ling.'

"When I said we were going to follow the dead, I was talking about that guy."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Get crazy once in a while

Dog in Daisys

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Fly fishing.

New Age Store.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Frizzbee statue.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Beware of balloon dog.

Bunny Pranks

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Face painting - children have no faces

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Monster Horrorscopes

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.