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'You're great and all, Grandpa, but I just can't get past the ponytail.'

'Bell bottoms? You are ding-a-ling.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Get crazy once in a while

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Dog in Daisys

New Age Store.

Fly fishing.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Beware of balloon dog.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"You look like you could use a hug."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

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Monster Horrorscopes

Face painting - children have no faces

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."