Hippy At Heart Mugs

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

'I've been taking memory-enhancing drugs, and now I can remember all the drugs I took in the 60s and 70s.'

"I can't remember how it goes!"

Make Love Handles Not War

'I don't know how you feel about it, but I'm thinking about moving to California and becoming a vegetarian.'

Hippex

Barry the banjo.

'Desmond bought himself a retro mirror.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you?'

Love tourist.

The New Ager

Bearded Man

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Eco Princess

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Dog in Daisys

Old rocker.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

New Age Store.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thank you for your service."

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."