Hippy Lifestyle Prints

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Hippie Army Knife

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Spontaneous Kombucha

The Organic

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Homing Beatnik

Can I get you another coffee?

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"