Hippie Lifestyle Fans Gifts

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Joined at the hipster.

Eco Princess

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Peas on Earth.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

Hippie on the moon

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Hulk hate puny barista’s rosette pattern latte art!!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Hipsters knit their beards.

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

A hippie saying "Peace"

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Turtle Haze

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Please keep on/off the grass.

Ikea for hippies

'When they go around dressed like that, they're just looking for trouble!'