Hop Head Gifts

"You just can't accept that I've found someone 'extra special'." Best bitter / Pale Ale / Tennants Very Very Strong Lager.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

Brewery. A steam valve got clogged when I was boiling the ingredients. Oh, the equipment succumbed to beer pressure.

Real Beer People

The Beer Whisperer

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Beer Stall

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"I just called to say you really are the love of my life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Bottle Distillery

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

Veloci-Rapper

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

The Grim Rapper

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'