Hophead Gifts

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Jim should call his home brew Lottery Ticket - there's about a 1-in-50-million chance of being happy with it.'

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Motor Tourism

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Beer Stall

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

Clubbing

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Veloci-Rapper

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Over enthusiastic headhunter