Hop Heads Gifts

Bunny at bar asks for something hoppy.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Bottle Distillery

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Clubbing

Veloci-Rapper

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

The Grim Rapper

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Real Beer People

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.