Hop Lover Gifts

Marimba

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Clubbing

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Club DJ.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Preserved

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate