Hop Lover Mugs

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Marimba

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Tina Turner

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Clubbing

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Meryl Streep

'Mathematician's Rap.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Club DJ.

Preserved

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Rebel MC vs. Rebel QC

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'