Caveman Under the Hockey Ice
Hockey Head Gifts
Looking for a gift that scores big with hockey enthusiasts? Our creative collection features humorous and heartfelt items inspired by the game. Whether it’s for a player, a coach, or a dedicated fan, these products are designed to bring a smile and show support for their hockey obsession. From mugs to art prints, find something that captures their passion and makes game days even more fun.
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."
"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
Beer Stall
"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"
Hockey Season.
'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'
You said you wanted beer with hops !
The Leafs win the Cup!
'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'
Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'
The Hockey World
"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."
Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.
'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'
Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.
Veloci-Rapper
"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"
Cheesie Rider
'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.
Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.
"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...
"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"
"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."
'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'
Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?
The Real March of the Penguins.
'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'
Hockey Head Gifts Collection
Hockey Head Mugs
Discover more fun and witty hockey-themed mugs that celebrate their passion for the sport.
Hockey Head Pillows
Find the perfect hockey-inspired pillow to add personality and comfort to their living space.
Hockey Head Prints
Browse eye-catching prints that capture the thrill of hockey, ideal for decorating any hockey fan’s favorite space.
Hockey Head T-Shirts
Explore our range of playful hockey t-shirts, designed to show off their love for the game with style and humor.