Hockey Head Mugs

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Beer Stall

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Veloci-Rapper

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Cheesie Rider

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

The Real March of the Penguins.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Zdeno Chara

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'