Cheese Heads Gifts

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"We fell for this last time remember..."