Cheesehead Enthusiast Gifts

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

French wine

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."