Cheesehead Collectors Gifts

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The Running of the Brie

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Cheese Pile

Hombre's Best Friend.

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Wine and Cheese

'Thanks for having us and I'm really sorry about the cheeseball. Honestly, I didn't realise I was meant to share it.'

Mice taking lessons.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

Sandwich snob.