Collecting Cheese Gifts

"Well, what do you think we should do now?"

The Cheese God

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

As long as I have your ear, I've been meaning to put in a request for some artisanal cheeses in the mousetraps.

Cheese check.

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Robert Fripp