Collecting Cheese Pillows

"Well, what do you think we should do now?"

The Cheese God

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Mummy, Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"