Artisan Cheese Adventurer Pillows

Cheese Hole

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

French wine

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

The Running of the Brie

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

The worm that churned!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."