Collecting Wine Pillows

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Try our Austrian wines."

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'It was a '67 Chateau d'Yquem? I say leave it on.'

Wine heads.

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I'd like this pinot noir, but I can't afford it - and I own the winery.'

'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

A wine shop with isles labeled 'Reds', 'Whites' and 'Walk of Shame.'

Cat's wine has live fish in it.

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

'My new boos is 25--I've got Barolos older than that.'

According to a recent medical report, a glass of red wine a day is good for you.

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'The wine isn't pre-phylloxera, but I'm willing to bet the sommelier is.'

'Yes, it's me again.'

"I just read it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on a given subject. Janet, start the clock and bring me a glass."

Welcome to my cellar!

The Stages of Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Our best-rated over 700 in both Math and Verbal."

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

"If it's really his private reserve, what's it doing for sale?"

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

"My wine! My bubbles!"

"Ooh - California wine. What region is it from?"

Grapes Drinking Blood

"Your results are back. You tested positive for Chardonnay."

A Grievance.