Collecting Wine Prints

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Try our Austrian wines."

'It was a '67 Chateau d'Yquem? I say leave it on.'

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Wine heads.

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I'd like this pinot noir, but I can't afford it - and I own the winery.'

'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

A wine shop with isles labeled 'Reds', 'Whites' and 'Walk of Shame.'

'The wine isn't pre-phylloxera, but I'm willing to bet the sommelier is.'

"More wine, sir?"

Welcome to my cellar!

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

Cat's wine has live fish in it.

'My new boos is 25--I've got Barolos older than that.'

'Yes, it's me again.'

"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

"I just read it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on a given subject. Janet, start the clock and bring me a glass."

According to a recent medical report, a glass of red wine a day is good for you.

The Stages of Wine

Vineyard Tasting Room. Books have "best sellers" lists and wines have "best cellars" lists. But unlike digital books, digital wines will never compete with the original version!

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

"I heard about the California wine glut and I'm committed to doing my part to end it."

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

'I don't claim to know everything about wine - just 97%.'

"My wine! My bubbles!"

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar