Collecting Vintage Wine Prints

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."

Diner.

'A cheeky red?'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Cats on Board.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Rocking Horse

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Man...You age great!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

true love.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn